TRUMAN
| Suspect taking advantage of amenities in compound. |
| Suspect and lady friend in state of languor |
| Our criminal behavioral analysis suggests a penchant for debauchery (see Suspect's wicked grin). |
| Enjoying an afternoon chew with lady friend. |
| Suspect's preferred sleeping arrangements include a giant bolster bed. |
Our suspect, Truman, is a charming and cunning individual who will stop at nothing to win over a new ally. He unabashedly engages in PDA, and is overflowing with excitement upon meeting new people. Our sources tell us he has lived with cats, and that he enjoys chasing other dogs, going for long walks, and (obviously) relaxing greyhound-style.
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