Thursday, June 6, 2013

New evidence in Truman case

TRUMAN

Our original charge of Countersurfing has been abandoned. We do not see evidence of such activity, though there is newly raised concern of Suspect maintaining a "Playboy Status" at his Foster Family's expense. 

Suspect taking advantage of amenities in compound.
Suspect and lady friend in state of languor
Our criminal behavioral analysis suggests a penchant for debauchery (see Suspect's wicked grin).
Enjoying an afternoon chew with lady friend.
Suspect's preferred sleeping arrangements include a giant bolster bed.

Further Observations from the Field...
Our suspect, Truman, is a charming and cunning individual who will stop at nothing to win over a new ally. He unabashedly engages in PDA, and is overflowing with excitement upon meeting new people. Our sources tell us he has lived with cats, and that he enjoys chasing other dogs, going for long walks, and (obviously) relaxing greyhound-style. 

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