Sunday, December 12, 2010

Taylor Failed His Cat Test

 

Hey Fans,

Well Foster Mom tried to give me away today, but I made sure it didn't happen. I am pretty comfy here...I mean, I can hold down the guestroom bed all by myself. I get Frosty Paws, walks, and massages. Who knows what is beyond this place?! So's me and mom went to this lady's house (guess she was pretty nice), but that cat of hers just kept taunting me and calling me a stinky knucklehead dog. So I tried and tried to catch her and teach her a lesson, but mom wouldn't let me. So we came back home, I got a Frosty Paw, and now I'm holding down a plush fleece bed. I didn't see any beds or Frosty Paws there, so I know I made the right decision.

Mom says I can only stay here for a little while though, and that I need to be more charming with the next peeps who come and see me. Mayyybbbeeee if they have better dog beds I'd consider it.

Otherwise, I hate the rain. And I still hate the stairs, so I stay downstairs while they sleep. I'm kinda a one-level living guy. A rambler-style house would be great! Of course, I can do stairs (mom made me go up and down the stairs by the park like 100 times), but I enjoy getting my way; it's one of the only times!

Gotta sign out for now. Nap #59 is coming on.


2 comments:

  1. wow, he's so beautiful! such a beautiful golden-brown color. i hope he gets a home in time for santa to visit!

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  2. To my equally beautiful lady fan Corrine...
    thank you very much for your love and support! I believe Santa will visit me here, and then again at my new home. I get dizzy thinking about all the presents from those Santa visits and for my birthday!

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