Tuesday, March 29, 2011

A Busy Day

Well, today was a day all about learnin'. I was high, I was low, I was happy, I was sad. I ran my buttocks off, I relaxed in my crate. Mom was mad, then she wasn't, then she was, then she wasn't. I'm ready to kick it back and chill the rest of the night.



First, I could not be outdone by that homey Rex. I said to Mom let's do stairs again. I gotta prove my colors.

Rex, are you watching? They're not even carpeted!














But then Mom yelled real loud when I helped myself to the ground turkey on the counter. Boy can she make a racket. And so I high-tailed it over to Gracie's bed and hid behind her.

Mom showed me a new game today--lure poling! She tied Peter Cottontail to the end and whipped him around the yard. Boy was I tired chasing him, and went to rest in my crate.

Yep, as Jay-Z says, it's a Hard Knock Life,  but What Don't Kill Me Can Only Make Me Stronger!

Monday, March 28, 2011

Ear dancing


"I take my ears to the left"

"I take my ears to the right"

"I take my ears to the left"
"And I shake it all night!"

What's up DMV?! I am diggin' this retired life. I'm still a good boy--it's no front. I'm cool as a cucumber. Today, I let Mom sleep in until she was ready to wake up. I let her show me how to do the stairs, though I still need practice. So far, I'm cool with little and big dogs. Mom just needs to introduce me to some Catz.

I won't bite or hurt ya if you give me food from your hand. I also let Mom put medicine on my privates, brush my teeth, and give me pills. I ain't mad at her! In fact, I follow her everywhere and love getting hugs, massages, neck rubs and kisses.

I met a little human neighborhood dude, and he wanted to say hi. That's cool, I liked him. No problemo!

Gotta split, Mom's taking me outside for some stuffy action!


Sunday, March 27, 2011

Gracie, my Shawty

 



I never thought I'd be down with an older woman, but this Gracie is SOMEthin'. I find myself acting crazy around her...kissing her, wanting to walk next to her, trying to play tug of war with the moocow, and wanting to be on the same bed. She acts like she don't want it by growling, but I don't see her pushing me off!

I do like me some fine cushioning for my bones, and I was checking out the cold weather hound threads in the closet earlier. Can y'all believe it snowed this morning?!

Mom caught me playing with the Migrator stuffy, and I thought I was in trouble. I was tossing it up in the air and catching it. Must be okay since today she threw it for me. That was cool.

Otherwise, I'm just laying low. Mom can't believe I'm 2 because I'm so calm and chill. But as I get used to this retired life, I know I can shake it up from time to time.

Saturday, March 26, 2011

Davis is in da house!


'Sup, y'all! I transferred to my new crib this weekend. Foster Mom and Gracie met me at the Leesburg Outlets, and after Denise left, they tried to take me shopping! Girls...Well I was def. NOT down wit that! So we got in our ride and rolled down the Dulles T-R and here I am.

Everyone makes fun of the way I wear my ears, but I keep tellin' 'em that's how we do it in the mid-west, yo. Kinda like these homeys in the DMV wearing they caps to one side.

Anyway, I'm just chillin' and takin' it easy. These peeps here are so surprised at my manners, but while I'm dope on the outside, I'm a gentleman on the inside. I know where to pee, I haven't gotten into anything, and I'm pretty confident so I don't try to jump the fence or anything. Oh,  Mom says I walk like The Dream. Or did she say a dream? I hope she meant I swagger like The Dream. Anyway, sorry if y'all don't get my references. You just need to get down wit some hip-hop!

Check out http://http://www.greyrescue.org/ and send a shout out to Denise if you're interested in me!